As usual I was behind with my homework and had a huge assignment due the next day. I had no choice but to have my nerdy stepbrother Jake write it for me. He is easy; as long as I promise him something in return, hell do it. Well this time he asked me to let him play with my feet. I was like Whaaat? He admitted he has a foot fetish and always wanted to suck on my toes. He thinks I have a very pretty feet. Then I actually realized this is an easy way out, so I agreed. I always flake anyway. Lol. But this time he was smart and knew Id flake so he wanted his end of the deal first. Since my assignment was due the next day, I had no choice but to give him what he wanted. He was so into my feet and did such a good job sucking on my toes I was surprised how turned on I got. I took out his big hard cock and started to rub it between my soft soles. A minute later I found myself riding my stepbrothers cock and cumming so hard I squirted all over his bed. Needless to say he got very motivated to write my assignment!

Some asshole told me that this land used to be Mexico, and before that, something else. Come on, guy. I popped out of a vagina on this side of the river. Therefore, I have earned the right to keep you and your hungry children out. Stop ruining my zen vibes. For those that are humorless, please Bing sarcasm. One of Carlins great jokes, "They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." I thought it would be hard to convince Wendy Patton to undress completely and walk around in the baking desert. But Wendy likes to prove me wrong. We have a peculiar relationship.